I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other
So I pokemon-fusioned and
…
the MAJESTY
I fucking CAN’T
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
Sick!
This is so fucking crazily wicked.
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
*Fudgsicle is misspelled on purpose because it’s funny when people say it that way.
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
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