adornoble:

I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping

suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

padfootandprongles:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other


(Source: reginaa-phalange)


birdie-on-the-wire:

hamburgerjack:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

I fucking CAN’T

THIS IS THE BEST ONE


trulyamazinq:

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

Sick!

This is so fucking crazily wicked.

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame


pleatedjeans:

*Fudgsicle is misspelled on purpose because it’s funny when people say it that way.

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.


(Source: idgafimawesome)